restoring faith in love
I never want to be old, but if I am I want it to be like this
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all
*casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*
The orange mermaid is being extra af lmao. I love this so much.
Teacher: I need to have a talk with you after class
that fufu lame shit, i aint with it
i’ll send some shots at yo fitted
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.